Hi, my name is Frodo and I have a few things to say. First of all, being a cat and therefore a higher life form than you hoomins, I don't understand your silly little rituals and your love of sporting events. I understand something you call the "Super Bowl" was going on last night while I was taking a well deserved nap on the carpet. My owner and his insipid friends scared the piss out of me when they all jumped up and screamed in unison for some reason. This left me shaken and perturbed for quite some time. I shall have my revenge, don't worry. And one last thing, hahahahahahahahaa the Patriots lost!!!!